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Drug Dealers vs. Software Developers
Filed Under (Jokes) by Boso on 24-02-2007

Drug Dealers

Software Developers

Refer to their clients as “users”

Refer to their clients as “users”

“The first one’s free!”

“Download a free trial version…”

Have important Asian connections.

Have important Asian connections.

Strange jargon:
“Stick”
“Rock”
“Wrap”
“E”
“Stash”
“Drive-by”
“Hit (LSD)”
“Source”
“The Pigs”

Strange jargon:
“SCSI”
“RTFM”
“Packet”
“C”
“Cache”
“CTRL ALT DEL”
“Hit (WWW)”
“Source-code”
“Microsoft”

Realize that there’s tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market

Realize that there’s tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market

Clients really like your stuff when it works.
When it doesn’t work they want to kill you.

Clients really like your stuff when it works.
When it doesn’t work they want to kill you.

Job is assisted by the industry’s
producing newer, more potent product.

Job is assisted by the industry’s
producing newer, more potent products.

Often seen in the company of pimps,
hustlers and low-lifes.

Often seen in the company of marketing
people, venture capitalists and fund managers.

When things go wrong, a “fix” is just
a phone call away, but may be expensive.

When things go wrong, a “fix” is just
a phone call away, but may be expensive.

A lot of people are getting rich
while still teenagers.

A lot of people are getting rich
while still teenagers.

Product causes unhealthy addictions

DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D…

Do your job well and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Damn! DAMN!!!

I got this from here.

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Comments

Azuka on 24 February, 2007 at 8:56 pm #

HA ha. For the last point the drug dealers certainly have it going for them…


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c0dec on 24 February, 2007 at 9:29 pm #

yeah saw this some time last year. well software devs might not get movie stars but any ho will do.


Pete on 24 February, 2007 at 11:53 pm #

So that’s why “I’ll validate your XHTML for you baby” is getting me nowhere with the ladies? ;)


Scary Rob on 25 February, 2007 at 5:34 pm #

Lol! I like it. Hope you’re feeling a bit better now, dude!


Mns on 27 February, 2007 at 1:55 am #

damn. chose the wrong profession i guess :(


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don’t just rip stuff off without leaveing a source


Soon to be former Software Developers on 21 March, 2007 at 4:33 am #

I need a job change


Boso on 21 March, 2007 at 9:55 am #

Source acknowledged……


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Matt Ellsworth on 15 May, 2007 at 7:13 pm #

LOL – thats just too funny. I never noticed that there was that much of a comparision.


Patrick on 20 December, 2008 at 11:16 pm #

Cool….


wooooow on 31 December, 2008 at 5:21 am #

System.out.print(“DAMN”) ;
System.out.print(“L000000L”) ;


vbvn on 14 April, 2009 at 2:09 am #

System.out.print(”DAMN”) ;
System.out.print(”L000000L”) ;


Chinese Zodiac Signs on 26 April, 2009 at 6:02 pm #

lol funny


Bob Ross on 27 April, 2009 at 12:15 pm #

vbvn:
would print “DAMNL000000L”
which probably isn’t what you expect.
retard…


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